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Øran
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:45 am | |
| "Bruce Wang, hm? Now I know who to kill..." Little did anyone know, Garruk's Alternate Alter Ego is the Joker. | |
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Artik
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:47 am | |
| "It's me, Garruk, Oran. I'm Oran." | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:58 am | |
| Garruk froze. It was Oran. He had the master Plan that nobody knew about. Garruk finally spoke "The grand Namekian?" | |
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Artik
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:32 am | |
| "Ahem. Grand Namekian and Casino!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Mon Jan 02, 2012 8:28 pm | |
| Garruk looked at him with a '-.-' face. He then said "That's nice. Now, why did you posses my fasha?" | |
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Artik
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:14 pm | |
| Oran looked at Garruk, some of Artik's personality seeping in. "I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!! MAKOTO AND MELODY HAVE A CHILD!!! THE REAL CHUCK NORRIS IS A KIIID!!!! GARRUK AND ORANAME MAKE A GUUUY!!! MAKOTO IS THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE BUT STILL DOESN'T DO CRAAAAP!!!" He blinked. "I mean, I'm not telling!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:44 pm | |
| "What...the...phoque...?" | |
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Artik
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:58 pm | |
| Artik caught back control. Auron was still in Artik's head, just pushed back in the line to get on the body ride. "Hey, Dad..."
Just then, thousands of of Ravas surrounded the two people. "Okay, seriously. How many FUCKING SPACECATS ARE THERE?!?!" Artik heard Auron's voice. "Okay, I'm seriously in the middle of something."
, he said out loud.
Oran was also in the conversation taking place inside of Artik's mind. "We know.. It's just, we've been looking around. And there's like, no apps."
"Yeah, and we played the CRAP outta minesweeper."
"I have apps? I have minesweeper?!", Artik said, out loud again.
The Rava army aimed their armcannons at the two peoples.
"Hey, wanna play me in Minesweeper?" , Oran asked Auron. Oran then explained how it was possible to play each other.
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:31 pm | |
| "You never knew you had apps? I always see something new floating around you. Here, let em download one onto you..." Garruk then pushed onto a red bird with 'Angry Birds' written on it, then it said download complete. | |
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Artik
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:02 am | |
| Auron grabbed the mic. "Thanks!" Artik got the mental microphone back. "Can someone tell me what the phoque is going on?" He waved at the nice people pointing lethal weapons at them. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:08 am | |
| Garruk, then said "Get Ready." as he let his powerlevel rise to it's maximum for a few minutes and all the thousands of Ravas were pushed away. Garruk then put his powerlevel down. "Dad, you've been possessed by my brother and that Oran Namekian you said I reminded you of." | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:43 am | |
| "Orange... Namekian? Fucking ripoff!!!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:49 am | |
| More Ravas came, instead. How were they
to get out?
"Dad, I know a way to get these people away! We have to do...the Seizure Procedure. My friend Oraname has shown me!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:12 am | |
| "I know it." Oran took control and began the ritual. He would aid this boy.. for now. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:20 am | |
| As the burst of colors went off, all Ravas were blinded and flew away. "NOW'S OUR TIME!!!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:52 am | |
| "Fucking whippersnappers" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:25 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Tue Jan 03, 2012 3:10 am | |
| "I'M AN OLD FUCKING MAN!!! LET ME USE FUCKING OLD MAN WORDS!!""
"But... I'm more than five-hundred years old... I don't say FUCKING OLD MAN WORDS."
"Fuck? FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!"
"Awww. His first word." | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:41 am | |
| Gaarruk just thought about something..."We gotta stop him from using that word...or...we'll face the wrath of my mom!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:00 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:17 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Tue Jan 03, 2012 3:52 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:21 pm | |
| "Who?" Garruk, then some how, lost five deers. And for some reason, five deers appeared in front of Artik. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:28 pm | |
| "Bitchin'", Oran said as he devoured the deer.
"You know, that guy who's married to Aunty Kraggie" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:30 pm | |
| "I thought his name was Zues?" | |
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