Recon -Artik and Garruk-

Subject: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:07 am

Artik was in his Rava disguise, standing in the bridge of a warship. He was impersonating an admiral. Gato, to be exact. He had terminated the admiral some time ago. He sat down and began to sip a cup of warm milk. He looked out of the corner of his eye, to see Garruk.

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:18 am

Garruk was on the ship. He felt as if some mystical person brought(typed) him there. He had no idea how he was there. He saw this strange man. He didn't know who he was, but he felt a strong relationship. Garruk must have thought it must have been from his shady past. Garruk was then somehow forced to attack this 'Gato' character. He sent punch towards him without saying a word.

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:25 am

'Gato' grabbed Garruk's fist, causing Garruk's body to shapeshift into the form of a Rava. "Shh... My son, sit and drink" , Artik said as he poured some warm milf into another cup and handed it to Garruk.

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:30 am

Garruk saw as the 'Gato' grabbed his fist. He turned into a Rava. He was entirely surprised as he called him son, then, there was this meter in his mind that just went from 'No Clue' to 'Got it'. Garruk took a sip of his milf. He then stared at him with a 'What the hell are we doing?' look in his eyes.

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:41 am

Artik looked at Garruk. "IT SURE IS GREAT TO BE A SPACE CAT!!!! TAKE THAT, JAMES CAMERON!!!" Artik yelled, as he heard footsteps approaching. Once he finished, the footsteps went away, having no suspicions that a non-Rava is on board. Once they went way he stared at his son with his twinkle in his eyes. "I'm doing some recon. Getting intel. I don't want another suprise attack going on."

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:50 am

"I see..." Garruk whispered, "So...what now?"

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:53 am

Artik looked grimly at Garruk. "I needed to talk to you... Pine-Sol is back... the universe needs Lemon-Pledge to save it. It's time to take back the alter-ego."

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:00 am

Garruk then remembered the battle of Lemon-Pledge and Pine-Sol. Garruk was Lemon-Pledge. This is a story of what happened when he went time travelling. He thought it'd be funny to time travel in a Lemon-Pledge Costume. To this day, people tell this story to their children, thus, causing two new cleaning products to become rivals.

"BUT HOW...can I NOT love being a Space Cat!?" Garruk said as he remembered that he was in dis-guys. He then looked at him with a 'BUT HOW!?' look in his face.

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:08 am

Artik looked at his son. "He was released from Space Alcatraz when they turned it into a tourist attraction..."

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:11 am

"It can't be..."

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:12 am

"SPACE FUR BALL, BITCHES!!!", Artik said. "Blame the economy."

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Meanwhile, somewhere.... "Muahahaha!!! The universe shall tremble at my wrath!!!"

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:25 am

"Dad, get me the costume, it's time to begin another EPIC battle." Garruk said. He then remembered, "Please."

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:34 am

Artik looked at Garruk. [c"olor=darkred]"You realize you're already wearing it?"[/color] He handed his son a nickel for saying please. "You always wear your jam--I mean 'costume' under your usual clothes.

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:44 am

"Ah, yes, there it is..." Garruk Ripped off his clothes and showed LEMON PLEDGE!!!1

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:50 am

Artik patted his son on the back. "OH, AND GUESS WHAT?! I'M A SPACE MONKEY!!!" A patrol squad bused down the door.

"Hands up", a Rava with an arm cannon demanded.
"Why?"
"Just... do it."
"You didn't say 'Simon Says'"
"Sorry."
"Make me pasta"
"Okay"
"Even better... DIE!!!", Artik blew up the ship, leaving only himself and his son alive. He had a disc of all the battle plans, strategies, and a list of comm channels.

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:53 am

"Okay, where is Pine-Sol?"

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:51 pm

Artik shook his head. "Not even I know. I do, however, have a message." Artik added, "From the Oracle."

"'When Pine-Sol has been released,
The Pledge of Lemon cannot do the feat.
Titans return to wreak destruction and,
To lend a hand in the Pine Empire's reconstruction.
Not one person can defeat them
And now the future looks dim.
A team of heroes must answer the call
Lest the world into darkness fall.'"

Artik recited it, disgust on his face. "Oh, and Yemma has a message. A less corny and rhymy message."

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:28 pm

Garruk thought hard on the Oracle's message. It meant that he was to lose the battle. Titans? Aren't those guys, like legendary? They are going to destroy the Lemon Pledge Secret Society so that they can then return it with a favor? A team Of Heroes. That meant he was going to have to round up all the help he could get, but who? Maybe he could get Artik, no, he couldn't. Who could have these heroes be?

"What's the message?"

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:03 pm

Artik smiled. "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!!"

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:24 pm

Garruk looked at Artik. "That's...re-assuring..."

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:30 pm

Artik looked at his son. "THIS IS ALL JUST A TEXT-BASED GAME ON THE INTERNET!!!"

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:33 pm

"Huh?" Garruk was confused...

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:36 pm

Artik did 'Phew!' thing. He was glad Garruk had no idea what he said.

Subject: Re: Recon -Artik and Garruk- Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:49 pm

Garruk knew exactly what he meant, but, he didn't believe it....

"So, what now?"

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