Dwellers
Owner: (Who the hell has the deed?!)
Occupants: (Residents of your casa.)
Additional living features: (Is your bathtub alive?!)
Living Condtitions
Rooms: (HOW DAMN BIG IS IT?!)
Main materials: (Brick... HOUSE. She's mighty mighty!)
Specialty foundation?: (Does it float in the air; is it underwater; is it on a chinchilla's back?)
Real Estate
Planet: (WHAT GIANT ROCK IS THIS BITCH ON?!)
General area: (Desert, neighboorhood, wasteland, Candy Kingdom?)
Surroundings: (IS THERE A CHUCK E. CHEESE NEAR BY, HOE?!)
Mr. Rogers
Any neighbors?: (Do any characters or NPCs live nearby?)