Training J

Total Boss Posts : 133 Join date : 2011-09-16 Age : 26

J was curious about his new powers. Just recently he realized that he was a super warrior. He remembered everything about what the GRA did to him. All of his training had come back to him after he saved a bank from being robbed. The man shot at him and J flew out of the way. Curious on what he could do he went to Artik for training.

First two trans used

Subject: Re: Training J Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:28 pm

Artik saw a boy approach. "Another human, eh? Ahh... but modified?" Artik became interested with this boy's history. "Training you seek, hmm? Found it, you have, I think, hmm..."

Total Boss Posts : 133 Join date : 2011-09-16 Age : 26

"I have come to train with you Artik. I am curious about my powers and wish to learn more."

Subject: Re: Training J Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:40 pm

Artik was surprised by the boy. "It seems my reputation preceeds me. You... remind me of a pink marshamllow I once knew..." Artik shook his head "Anyway, I have to tell you something important. There is a comet coming that will give the Firebenders amazing power."

Total Boss Posts : 133 Join date : 2011-09-16 Age : 26

"Okay good for them. Now train me." J was excited to begin trainig.

Subject: Re: Training J Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:47 pm

Artik decided to mix up this time "Ok, you want to train, then GO TO HELL!", a hole opened under J's feet, swallowing him up.

Total Boss Posts : 133 Join date : 2011-09-16 Age : 26

J had no idea where he was going and thought this was some kind of fun way to get to the training place. J landed and looked around while he waited for Artik.

Subject: Re: Training J Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:53 pm

Artik appeared in the room. "Have we been followed?" his eyes were twitchy.

Total Boss Posts : 133 Join date : 2011-09-16 Age : 26

J looked around and thought that this was some kind of secret spy base whe they could train. "I don't think so. Now to the supercomputer!" Then J ran off.

Subject: Re: Training J Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:59 pm

Artik jumped back. "AH! YOU'RE ON FIRE!!!!", and Artik peed on J.

Total Boss Posts : 133 Join date : 2011-09-16 Age : 26

J was wet and instantly got dry. "BUBBLE BATH TIME." Then J pushed Artik into a pond and threw a rock at him. "DODGE."

Subject: Re: Training J Sat Oct 01, 2011 9:05 pm

Artik dodged, and wondered why the hell there was a pond in his room. "DRINK CATCUS JUICE!!!!!", it echoed and he held out a cactus bowl, filled with cactus juice.

Total Boss Posts : 133 Join date : 2011-09-16 Age : 26

"no thanks I'm not thirsty. You can have some chocolate though." Then J shoved poop into Artik's mouth.

Subject: Re: Training J Sat Oct 01, 2011 9:11 pm

Artik screamed "I HATE DARK CHOCOLATE!!!", and smeared it all over his face.

Total Boss Posts : 133 Join date : 2011-09-16 Age : 26

J watched as Artik smeared the poor all over his face. "That was poo and now you smell. You should go take a bath." J farted in Artik's face and pushed him into the pond again.

Subject: Re: Training J Sat Oct 01, 2011 9:18 pm

ARTIK IS A LEMUR!!!!!

Total Boss Posts : 133 Join date : 2011-09-16 Age : 26

J watches as robot zombie clowns entered the room. "HE HAS MORE MEAT ON HIM. EAT HIM." J pointed at the fat Artik and watched the zombie clowns attack Artik.

Subject: Re: Training J Sat Oct 01, 2011 9:27 pm

Artik yelled "MIDGET BRIGADE, ASSEMBLE!!!" Suddenly, the entire room was filled with a flood of midgets.

Total Boss Posts : 133 Join date : 2011-09-16 Age : 26

J stripped and jumped into the pool. "SKINNY DIPPING!"

Subject: Re: Training J Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:06 pm

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