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Necro Member
Posts : 267 Join date : 2012-04-01 Age : 26 Location : In my skin
| Subject: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:25 pm | |
| Cyril flew through Namek's atmosphere and only barely managed to stop himself before hitting the ground. Instead he hit a solitary tree. "Ow..." Cyril moaned. He stood a bit shakily and got his bearings. "What is it with people and THROWING ME?!" | |
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Academy NPCs
Posts : 33 Join date : 2012-04-19
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:30 pm | |
| In the distance, a gravely voice could be heard. "NAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL. I heard someone crash! Bring me its meat!"
"Yes, Super Kami Guru Moori." He was getting to old for this shit. Nail appeared behind Cyril. "Give me your meat." | |
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Necro Member
Posts : 267 Join date : 2012-04-01 Age : 26 Location : In my skin
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:36 pm | |
| "Um...what exactly do you mean by that?" Cyril asked. Just my luck, I found a gay fellow...[i] Cyril thought | |
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Academy NPCs
Posts : 33 Join date : 2012-04-19
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:47 pm | |
| He blinked. "...I mean as in food. I'm going to chop you up, cook... Wait a minute! Namekians only need water to survive!"
"NAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLL. MY WORD IS LAW."
"...Shit. Well, time to die, Cyril." | |
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Necro Member
Posts : 267 Join date : 2012-04-01 Age : 26 Location : In my skin
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:51 pm | |
| Naturally Cyril slid into a defensive stance and held Nail's gaze steadily. Then ran like HFIL was behind him. Soon he reached a body of water and took flight. | |
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Academy NPCs
Posts : 33 Join date : 2012-04-19
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:56 pm | |
| "NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL. I changed my mind. I got Space Pizza Hut. Bring me the fighter, though." "..." Nail grabbed Cyril and brought him before SKGM.
"Orrun. You're weak as HFIL. You suck. YAMCHA." | |
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Necro Member
Posts : 267 Join date : 2012-04-01 Age : 26 Location : In my skin
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:59 pm | |
| Cyril sighed, he knew that already. "Yamcha?" Cyril queried "Never heard of him." | |
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Academy NPCs
Posts : 33 Join date : 2012-04-19
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:06 pm | |
| SKGM raised his eyebrows. If Namekians have eyebrows. The fuck do I know, I'm just a voice talent narrating. Okay, let's say that due to genetic mutation, they developed eyebrows. SKGM raised his eyebrows. "You knew it was a name, though." | |
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Necro Member
Posts : 267 Join date : 2012-04-01 Age : 26 Location : In my skin
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:07 pm | |
| "Well it was capitalized..." | |
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Academy NPCs
Posts : 33 Join date : 2012-04-19
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:10 pm | |
| ...For that matter, they're genderless... It. Ah, screw it. Keep Calm and Blame it on Genetic Mutation. And the pot I had before I got in the sound booth. Can you be allergic to tomatoes? And pot? :O They need to make pot-matoes. GENETIC MUTATION FTW! SKGM raised his eyebrows. "You knew it was a name, though.... Capitalized?" | |
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Necro Member
Posts : 267 Join date : 2012-04-01 Age : 26 Location : In my skin
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:12 pm | |
| "Well it sounded capitalized, and Yamcha sounds like some odd Japanese name." Cyril went on "And what the hell is wrong with the narrator?" | |
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Academy NPCs
Posts : 33 Join date : 2012-04-19
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:16 pm | |
| Nail slapped him. "YOU CAN'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL. ONLY WE CAN BREAK THE FOURTH WALL."
SKGM blinked. "As I was saying, using Quantum Physics, we can raise your powerlevel." | |
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Necro Member
Posts : 267 Join date : 2012-04-01 Age : 26 Location : In my skin
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:18 pm | |
| Cyril slapped Nail back "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" Cyril turned his back to Nail and addressed SKGM "When were you saying that?" | |
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Academy NPCs
Posts : 33 Join date : 2012-04-19
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:19 pm | |
| SKGM said, "'fore you got here." | |
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Necro Member
Posts : 267 Join date : 2012-04-01 Age : 26 Location : In my skin
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:21 pm | |
| "Oh..." Cyril said, wondering how in the world SKGM had contorted his face into that. "So you can raise peoples power levels?" | |
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Academy NPCs
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| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:27 pm | |
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Necro Member
Posts : 267 Join date : 2012-04-01 Age : 26 Location : In my skin
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:30 pm | |
| "But you were just saying that you used quantum physics to increase power levels..."
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Academy NPCs
Posts : 33 Join date : 2012-04-19
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:30 pm | |
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Necro Member
Posts : 267 Join date : 2012-04-01 Age : 26 Location : In my skin
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:32 pm | |
| "Oh..." Cyril paused and an awkward silence ensued "Why am I here anyway? | |
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Academy NPCs
Posts : 33 Join date : 2012-04-19
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:33 pm | |
| "So I can raise your powerlevel." | |
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Necro Member
Posts : 267 Join date : 2012-04-01 Age : 26 Location : In my skin
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:34 pm | |
| "Weren't you just saying you couldn't raise power levels though?" | |
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Academy NPCs
Posts : 33 Join date : 2012-04-19
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:35 pm | |
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Necro Member
Posts : 267 Join date : 2012-04-01 Age : 26 Location : In my skin
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:39 pm | |
| "Never mind!" Cyril sighed "Would you just raise my power level?"
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Academy NPCs
Posts : 33 Join date : 2012-04-19
| Subject: Re: Cyril and His Balls Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:44 pm | |
| "Sure, I can do that." He kicked Cyril through the air, throwing him to Earth. On the way, not only did his stats double, but he also happened to find all the NAmek Balls. | |
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