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Øran Total Boss
Posts : 454 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 25 Location : FUCK YOU PINE-SOL!!!
| Subject: How He Met My Mother Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:06 am | |
| Garruk sat down on the carpet as he looked at his father sitting on some recliner. He didn't know how he got in the house he is in. "Daddy, daddy, tell me how you met my mother" | |
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Artik Admin
Posts : 1316 Join date : 2011-08-16 Age : 26 Location : FL
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:00 pm | |
| Artik nodded. "Well... I was being a stalker... A stalker... FOR SCIENCE!!!" Artik made a fanfare play. "Anyway, I was following a member of a nearly-extinct race from the far reaches of space...." | |
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Øran Total Boss
Posts : 454 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 25 Location : FUCK YOU PINE-SOL!!!
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:53 pm | |
| "A NEARLY-EXTINCT RACE!?" Garruk asked. | |
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Artik Admin
Posts : 1316 Join date : 2011-08-16 Age : 26 Location : FL
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:41 pm | |
| Artik nodded. "Anyway, he went into a chocolate shop. The very one Cheshire worked in on Earth..." | |
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Øran Total Boss
Posts : 454 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 25 Location : FUCK YOU PINE-SOL!!!
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:56 pm | |
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Artik Admin
Posts : 1316 Join date : 2011-08-16 Age : 26 Location : FL
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:05 pm | |
| Artik nodded again. "I had been listening in on the conversation, and the alien began eating chocolate-covered strawberries." | |
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Øran Total Boss
Posts : 454 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 25 Location : FUCK YOU PINE-SOL!!!
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:09 pm | |
| "How odd..." Garruk said after he tilted his head. | |
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Artik Admin
Posts : 1316 Join date : 2011-08-16 Age : 26 Location : FL
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:15 pm | |
| Artik returned to the story. "The third brother, the youngest and wisest, asked Death for something that would allow him to leave without being followed by Death. Reluctantly, Death gave the brother his very own Invisiblity Cloak." | |
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Øran Total Boss
Posts : 454 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 25 Location : FUCK YOU PINE-SOL!!!
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:23 pm | |
| "Death had his own invisibility cloak!? THE FUCK!?" | |
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Artik Admin
Posts : 1316 Join date : 2011-08-16 Age : 26 Location : FL
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:26 pm | |
| Artik nodded. "Yeah. He uses it to sneak around, when he's tired of running at people, flapping his arms and shrieking." | |
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Øran Total Boss
Posts : 454 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 25 Location : FUCK YOU PINE-SOL!!!
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:31 pm | |
| "Cool. DO you think he might...[PROFANITY] someone with it?" | |
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Artik Admin
Posts : 1316 Join date : 2011-08-16 Age : 26 Location : FL
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:37 pm | |
| Artik looked at Garruk. "...And that's how you were born." | |
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Øran Total Boss
Posts : 454 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 25 Location : FUCK YOU PINE-SOL!!!
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:37 pm | |
| "I thought I was a Saiyan..."
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Artik Admin
Posts : 1316 Join date : 2011-08-16 Age : 26 Location : FL
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:39 pm | |
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Øran Total Boss
Posts : 454 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 25 Location : FUCK YOU PINE-SOL!!!
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:40 pm | |
| "But...how did you meet my mother?" | |
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Artik Admin
Posts : 1316 Join date : 2011-08-16 Age : 26 Location : FL
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:45 pm | |
| Artik blinked. "Luke, I AM YOUR MOTHER!" | |
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Øran Total Boss
Posts : 454 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 25 Location : FUCK YOU PINE-SOL!!!
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:06 pm | |
| Garruk then had a flabb(XD)ergasted face. He turned and saw some blonde guy. "But how did you meet my mother?" | |
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Artik Admin
Posts : 1316 Join date : 2011-08-16 Age : 26 Location : FL
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:22 pm | |
| Artk cut off Luke's hand and threw him down a hole. "NO ALLOWANCE FOR YOU!!!" He turned to Garruk. "Anyway, she threw chocolate in my face." | |
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Øran Total Boss
Posts : 454 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 25 Location : FUCK YOU PINE-SOL!!!
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:33 pm | |
| "She threw Chocolate in your face!? Was it good?" | |
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Artik Admin
Posts : 1316 Join date : 2011-08-16 Age : 26 Location : FL
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:36 pm | |
| Artik looked at his son. "It was boiling. And yes." | |
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Øran Total Boss
Posts : 454 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 25 Location : FUCK YOU PINE-SOL!!!
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:38 pm | |
| "Of course it was, what am I talking about? Chocolate is always good...Then what happened!?" | |
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Makoto Fallen Warrior
Posts : 531 Join date : 2011-08-17
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:48 pm | |
| Makoto walked up and shoved Artik's face into a toilet. "He stole her from me....asshole." | |
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Øran Total Boss
Posts : 454 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 25 Location : FUCK YOU PINE-SOL!!!
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:44 pm | |
| "King Makoto, I respect ye and all, but this isn't your story. Maybe Lator you can tell me some other story," Garruk said. He then washed his fasha's face. "Now, as ye was saiyan?" | |
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Artik Admin
Posts : 1316 Join date : 2011-08-16 Age : 26 Location : FL
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:59 pm | |
| Artik looked at Makoto. "You realize... this makes you Yamcha?" He went back to his story. "Then, I payed for the chocolate and went home. And that's how... I met your mother." | |
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Øran Total Boss
Posts : 454 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 25 Location : FUCK YOU PINE-SOL!!!
| Subject: Re: How He Met My Mother Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:04 pm | |
| "Daddy...how'd you fall in love with mommy?" | |
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